As I’m sure happens in offices around the world, where there is unlimited internet access and never-ending work, comes procrastination. On a recent afternoon, I decided to take my measurements and load them into the Land’s End website. What fun!
But when I tried to make an outfit around my new Land’s End Terrain Ballet Shoes, I was told that my model was incompatible with them. The result:
Where my pants went, I do not know. But look! The shoes are right! I only had to gain 115 pounds in order to wear them.
Who knows, maybe they’re onto something. I think I’ll load this new me into the Virtual Model Community and watch as the no-pants trend takes off!