Dreams of Being a Bitch

Lady Barista: Here's your change and your drink, have a nice day!

Starbucks Customer (stays in line with her food/drinks on counter in front of me): I set my alarm for 6:15 and then slept for another hour!

Man Barista: That's because you were partying like a rock star last night.

Starbucks Customer: I know and I totally can't believe I slept so late! I was just like BLAHHHH

Me: Hey, sorry to interrupt but did you hear the news?

Man Barista & Customer: What?

Me: You're not the only people in the world. Tall Americano please.

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